Bill Murray & Wes Anderson (at Cannes) by Andrew H. Walker(Getty Images)
What we have here are two different, excellent uses of fame.
Wes: I have achieved success and acclaim! I can wear expensive suits!
Bill: I have achieved success and acclaim. I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT. I CAN HOLD HANDS WITH MY DIRECTOR. I CAN SHOW AFFECTION AND/OR SCORN AS I SEE FIT. I AM BEYOND THAT WHICH CONCERNS THE REST OF YOU, THAT WHICH PLAGUES YOUR DREAMS AND CONSUMES YOUR EVERY WAKING HOUR. TIME IS BUT A WINDOW. DEATH IS BUT A DOOR.
BILL MURRAY IS.
One of my favourite shows explaining one of my favourite shows.
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You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.
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ACCURATE.
PUT YOUR NIPPLES ON HIS BALLS
I’m dying. I don’t even think it’s possible to put both on both?
I could totally put both on both. I have all the distracting fat kinky huge-ass sex moves on LOCKDOWN. Which is why I haven’t needed to read these magazines in like 8 years. (Not even on the ferry you guys.)
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I have recently become addicted to Community.
This man is hilarious.
